Sex

1. A biological gender
2. Sexual intercourse

1. I am of the male sex
2. Many organisms need to have sex to produce offspring

by the random. December 12, 2021

Sex

Something you will never have.

your a virgin, lol. you’ll never have sex.

by Aarmau&Zane~Chan December 12, 2021

Sex

Now no jokes here. We're going for LEGITIMATE STUFF TODAY.
Sex is the act of working with your sex organs (vagina, penis, anus, mouth, tongue, etc) to let sperm fertilize an egg for reproduction. Either than or for pleasure. Sometimes painful on your first go. Now there are 3 main types of sex:
Vaginal sex: When the man's erect penis (any size) goes into the vagina, the semen (cum) gets released and the girl goes through pregnancy. Most popularly done with a condom to protect from STDs and unwanted pregnancies.

Oral Sex: When the girl's mouth goes into the man's penis. Found most pleasurable, but highest risk of STDs
Anal Sex: When the man's penis goes into the girl's anus (butt)

Sex is the act of working with your sex organs (vagina, penis, anus, mouth, tongue, etc) to let sperm fertilize an egg for reproduction. Either that or for pleasure.
Now Corey and Sarah were dating for 3 years now, and were still virgin. So one day, Corey wanted to fix that by inviting Sarah over naked. When Sarah stepped in Corey's room, she was SHOCKED, Corey's penis was a TEN INCHER. Immediately she said, "vaginal, oral, or anal?" Corey said, "All three. Vaginal first" So Corey stuck his penis in Sarah's vagina and they HAD A BLAST! The end

by God of family-friendliness December 14, 2021

Sex toy

When h have no fuck partner so u buy sex toy online

No I will not fuck my sex toy today

by WBAP December 14, 2021

sex

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*

Hello M'lady. Would you like to have this sweet little thing called sex?

by sexhaver69696969 December 15, 2021

sex the owner day

sex them sex them all

owner: what's going on
sexman: sex the owner day is now
"painfull scream"

by beantrailmix December 16, 2021

Sex

The best thing ever

i was sitting in the bathroom at school. The show was in 2 hours and i was so nervous. the bathroom was huge. Then i heard a knock on the door. I opened it. It was zach, the sexiest man alive. His muscles showed through his shirt and he was sweaty. i closed and locked the door behind him. "Hi" he said , he held my hand. He pulled me toward him. I didnt resist as we kissed. he took off his shirt. i licked his chest for a long time. He grabbed my breasts. I held his head as i grabbed the hard lump in his pants. "Take your pants off," i commanded. he did it fast. And i saw the largest penis ever. It was 8 inches long. I licked the tip and started sucking it. his glans turned red. The sensation drove him crazy as he moaned for more. i got naked. I stood up and pushed him against the wall. i put his penis inside my vagina. "OH MY GOD, dont stop amber!". he grabbed and licked my tits. we were having sex. He was shallow fucking me "GO HARDER, " i demanded. i felt his penis move in and out of me. "you're fucking amazing." he started cumming in my vagina. he pushed all 8 inches into me and that gave me an orgasm. one push and i screamed his name in pure joy. He took it all out and then put it back in. i orgasmed for 5 minutes as he lay next to me and i felt his cum in me. We got dressed as we eyed each other. we promised that later we will have sex again and again as i frenched him. I pulled away and he smiled. I opened the door and went to the stage.

by Amber_TheBest December 18, 2021