John Syndrome

Discovered in 1911, John Syndrome, otherwise known as Johnitis is a common Syndrome that affects many people worldwide. The main parts of the body affected include the brain, liver, and lymph nodes. Side effects of this syndrome include decreased cognitive function, decreased motive function, and increased depression.
You seem to have Johnitis
You scored low marks on a test because of Johnitis
Have you been affected by Johnitis by beating a man with a crate of bananas?

John Syndrome is the downfall of society
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john syndrome

John Syndrome is a disease typically found among people named John or Johnson, but can easily be transmitted to the average human by being touched by one already with it.
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Misunderkid Syndrome

A combination of misunderstanding and kid.
a. When a child believes an idea/thing is something that is not, and believes this all the way through their childhood until someone corrects them later on in life.
a. I want to pineapple you so bad!
b. That's not what pineapple means!
a. I always thought it was that.
b. Must've been a misunderkidding.
a. I can't believe I had Misunderkid Syndrome.
by EricPlainandSimple December 19, 2011
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gay syndrome

when you’re too gay to have friends and or sexual partners
john: your so gay you have gay syndrome so we aren’t friends

patty: awh darn
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glasgow syndrome

When a person headbutts to many objects he developes the glasgow syndrome
Garry is a fucking nutter he well has glasgow syndrome
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Chronic Bottom Syndrome

someone who constantly has sweater paws, very shy, blushes at everything, and blatantly obviously bottoms in bed. (typically in lgb+ relationships)
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Scanning Syndrome

When someone chronically misses obvious details and words after reading or looking at written material. A sister of Tunnel Vision.
His sister sent him his OWN number and he proceeded to ask her who’s number that was….clear case of scanning syndrome
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