Discovered in 1911, John Syndrome, otherwise known as Johnitis is a common Syndrome that affects many people worldwide. The main parts of the body affected include the brain, liver, and lymph nodes. Side effects of this syndrome include decreased cognitive function, decreased motive function, and increased depression.
John Syndrome is a disease typically found among people named John or Johnson, but can easily be transmitted to the average human by being touched by one already with it.
Get the fuck outta here, he has John Syndrome!
by busstex69 October 17, 2023
A combination of misunderstanding and kid.
a. When a child believes an idea/thing is something that is not, and believes this all the way through their childhood until someone corrects them later on in life.
a. When a child believes an idea/thing is something that is not, and believes this all the way through their childhood until someone corrects them later on in life.
a. I want to pineapple you so bad!
b. That's not what pineapple means!
a. I always thought it was that.
b. Must've been a misunderkidding.
a. I can't believe I had Misunderkid Syndrome.
b. That's not what pineapple means!
a. I always thought it was that.
b. Must've been a misunderkidding.
a. I can't believe I had Misunderkid Syndrome.
by EricPlainandSimple December 19, 2011
by timmy lukanburg July 01, 2019
by Fatdick11 December 19, 2017
someone who constantly has sweater paws, very shy, blushes at everything, and blatantly obviously bottoms in bed. (typically in lgb+ relationships)
by sister sex pistols June 13, 2019
When someone chronically misses obvious details and words after reading or looking at written material. A sister of Tunnel Vision.
His sister sent him his OWN number and he proceeded to ask her who’s number that was….clear case of scanning syndrome
by Crecinda613 February 07, 2025