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"Why am I wearing pants?" moment

A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pants is futile.
Man, I just had a "Why am I wearing pants?" moment: Edward Norton's character didn't have a name for the whole movie!
by Sean92 April 30, 2009
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I like ya cut G

Something you say before locking or deleting a post.
by Dordobolong June 4, 2021
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Huh? Yeah I cummed in her!

The act of saying you banged some skeezer when you actually may not have; something a Doofis might say.
When your friends ask if you scored with some tavern wench, you tell them "Huh? Yeah I cummed in her!"
by TwoTimer January 31, 2008
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Go shove an i-phone in your burka

This phrase is commonly used in response to some one who suspiciously claims claims they have done it all and seen before you. When in reality they probably haven't.
You-"Today I saw the most amazing thing in my life! it was this cage fight between a rabbit against this massive raptor!"

Group-"OOOOOOOOHHH AAAAAHHH"

Some person-"Oh I have seen that a thousand times before!"

You- "Go shove an i-phone in your burka"
by trqqd May 24, 2011
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