wood life

to walk around with no pants to expose your penis (woodie)

Ever since Jacob went to that bar, he's been living that wood life.

by nigga22190 December 12, 2013

𝔥𝔰𝔱𝔯 wood

Highstar* wood : marijuana rolled in a backwood(leaf) and rolling papers

A torch is commonly used with a hstr wood

Yt:that’s a slimey(shady) 𝔥𝔰𝔱𝔯 wood
Jef: ofc

by Mystar.con February 22, 2021

wood plank

The act of planking on your wood, or boner.

He did an amazing wood plank, almost breaking his penis in the process of the stunt.

by Kilo Tango November 9, 2019

wood glued

The female equivalent to a male who is "pussy whipped"

A Female who is obsessed with a male's sexual organ or the male having sex with her, she is practically "glued" to the "wood" slang for penis

This girl I am seeing is so wood glued, she waits by the phone for me to call her

by stayblk August 12, 2011

Pecker-Wood

a white person that is trash

fuck that pecker-wood he's white trash man.

by jeff April 20, 2005

Wood Duck

1. A fart
2. A creature that is often heard but is never seen
3. The sound made from a persons rectum after eating four or more plates of all-you-can-eat-ribs

Carly: " WHAT WAS THAT!!!, Travis did you fart?"
Travis: "Nope, there must be a wood duck under the table"

by Chris RezNet November 19, 2006

Mourning Wood

n- when one wakes to find he has morning wood, but also has to urinate so bad it hurts.

I was so happy when I woke up with morning wood, but then I realized I had to piss, my morning wood had turned into mourning wood.

by Wildcard55 October 11, 2010