" I went to go down on her but her corn patch needed to be harvested."
Sir Francis Drake, pirate, had one serious corn patch.
Would you mind harvesting my corn patch.
Sir Francis Drake, pirate, had one serious corn patch.
Would you mind harvesting my corn patch.
by Sterling Lyle December 14, 2009
Get the Corn patch mug.A good-natured put down of two, close male friends who are heterosexual but secretly enjoy sodomy by using corn cobs on each other.
by Mon Petit Chien May 11, 2017
Get the corn buddy mug.Game in which a couple defecate on each others chests. Then proceed to smear the feces until individual pieces of corn are visible. Pieces of corn are counted and the person with the most amount of corn in their feces must eat the corn of both their partner and themselves.
by ekaRocks June 29, 2011
Get the The Corn Game mug.Tristan: Yoshi dude, you should really get tested at a clinic, be on the safe side.
Yoshi: What do you mean brah?
Tristan: Weren't you with Katrina on Friday?
Yoshi: Yeah broheim, that girl comes on by and sucks my dick every Friday night.
Tristan: Yeah, but she sucks off Bill on Thursdays, and Gurpreet on Wednesdays - she's a total corn gobbler !
Yoshi: Oh shit, now you got me worried ! I better run over there pronto.
Yoshi: What do you mean brah?
Tristan: Weren't you with Katrina on Friday?
Yoshi: Yeah broheim, that girl comes on by and sucks my dick every Friday night.
Tristan: Yeah, but she sucks off Bill on Thursdays, and Gurpreet on Wednesdays - she's a total corn gobbler !
Yoshi: Oh shit, now you got me worried ! I better run over there pronto.
by Shyboy72 November 29, 2020
Get the Corn Gobbler mug.by Yip January 24, 2005
Get the corn farmer mug.vigorous sex till his or hers big toe gets hard and they scream corn toe. You can usually get corn toe's over anything in the world like sluts, hookers, faggots, dirt bikes, mud trucks, etc. ANYTHING! Besides that corn toes are fucking amazing!
I fucked that bitch last night so hard her big toe got so hard and she screamed CORN TOOOOOOOOOOEEE!
Or:
Buck, that dirt bike gave me a CORN TOE!
Or:
Buck, that dirt bike gave me a CORN TOE!
by redneck166 July 2, 2012
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