the Wicker Chair Theorem

People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.

(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)

Me: Where is the TV?

My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.

Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!

by tiffany0128 May 21, 2011

jimmy winkle

a mean old lady who loves dinky

evy was such a jimmy winkle!!!
Dude i know!!!

by jimmy nickel July 6, 2011

Fizzy winkle

Taking a torrential piss

'Fuck man I've had like 10 beers. Fizzy winkle up in this bitch'

by I AM A HERPADERP February 25, 2012

Joby Winkle

When sitting on the toilet and pushing out a dump when all of a sudden, you begin urinating at the same time as shitting and it feels magical.

Man I ate a lot of curry and drank a hell of a lot off beer, excuse me I need a Joby winkle.

by Sanjive Johnson August 25, 2013

freezy wickets

Cold outside, freezing cold, sucks to be outside, nice way to say it's fucking cold.

Berrrr its freezy wickets out here!

by Itsssmeeee December 6, 2016

snibbley wicket

A weird thing that someone shouldn't have done. Usually used while yelling angrily to fully pronounce all syllables.

Josh: Why did you put three layers on the build?
Jack: I don't know.
Josh: Its a snibbley wicket!

by jjcrf16 December 19, 2016

shwinkle winkle

The shriveling of a penis due to cold temperatures.

I got shwinkle winkle after diving in the lake.

by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin April 2, 2017