warm danish

When you fill a women's vagina with solid cream cheese than let it melt out and eat the sweetness

Dude i gave my girlfriend a warm danish it was delicious

by Warm danish September 22, 2016

Warm Monster

An energetic drink (typically of the monster-branded variety) that has not yet been chilled. Normally not identifiable as a drinkable substance by one who has not discovered the existence of ice machines.

I lucked out and snagged the last energy drink in the cafeteria today after the guy in front of me said he didn't want to drink a warm monster. The poor bastard must not have heard of ice machines.

by Tpdanow August 24, 2016

Warmglass

1. Something that you can put in your asshole

2. Zebra grass

3. Swear word

5. Used for mocking of disabled people

Your a real Warmglass

by Sharky is dead September 6, 2016

Warmfern

Someone who is a male stripper, and someone who likes to have sex around plants and out in the open

Oh look, John is such a Warmfern

by DangLicker November 1, 2016

warm canadian

When the load of an elderly man is loosely squirted in your mouth. Bitter in taste and slightly stinging the tongue, much like a mouthful of piss warm Canadian beer.

Josh: " Dude..Harry just gave me a knarley warm Canadian behind the job shack. That raise better be worth it."

Codi: "Probably thinking about his aunt when he snapped his yogurt."

by MassiveDynamic December 2, 2016

Warm dog

When you have an uncontrollable love of both food and sex to the point where you are left with no choice to combine your passions.
This leads to the logical choice of putting a hotdog up the anus of your chosen partner, but in the interest of not wanting to waste food, proceeding to eat said hotdog afterwards; at this point it has become a warm dog

I was so horny and hungry last night, as usual, so I decided to give Sarah a warm dog

by Whitedove9 December 8, 2016

warm maple butt

When a Canadian gets you from behind.

Ryan gave me a warm maple butt yesterday after the hockey game, eh!

by FinFran2 March 11, 2017