I was boinking Marge last night and then i was overwhelmed with the feeling of giving some babies a turtle curtle.
by Strany May 05, 2006
A special hand signal made by placing one hand on top of the other and twiddling the thumbs to create the shape of a swimming Turtle. Used in awkward situations.
by CUTE?SABOTAGE!OPEN-REBELLION! September 08, 2009
They live forever, except when they get their asses whooped, and they're really slow, so they're always getting their asses whooped. What more can I say?
The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to hislong lifespan.
by Avalon_the_Infected April 02, 2005
imaginary turtles that are born after you run into your girlfriend while hanging out with other girls that you didn't tell her about; making it an awkward situation to be included in
by coolkids03 November 30, 2008
When you hold you lover down on the bed by their crotch using your hand in a claw shaped almost hook position and watch them struggle to get free with their arms and legs waving like an upside down Turtle.
Today I had turtle sex with my girlfriend. She couldn't stop laughing and I was taking bets mentally to guess if she was going to pee her pants or get turned on.
by k. c. irtap January 22, 2008
Another word for a hermaphrodite.
by Mike Hawk is mediocre February 01, 2010
by olbaid222 October 12, 2009