A Salad Train

Four or more fine male gent struggling with there sexuality come up with challenge called A Salad Train. The men get down on all fours in train with there heads facing the gent in fronts anus. The designated driver says choo choo and the other gents inserts there tongues in the other gents anuses to form a salad train . Once the train starts choo choo ing whichever gent gets an erection from the salad tossing might help them in there voyage of discovery

I did a salad train express last night

by Pink pages 2018 September 29, 2018

Baby-Train

Having a very high number of children, two children can be very expensive to raise in today's world/economy, but some people have more than 4. This wasn't a big deal in the baby boom post WWII, when we had a population decrease. But in today's economy, and with our overpopulation, it's a really bad move, unless said person is Richie Rich/Daddy Warbucks. Most parents of these baby trains don't exactly look the part of someone who can offer these children a very good quality of life (at least, not THAT many kids..)

The term "Baby Train" refers to the appearance of the parents walking down the street followed in a single-file line up by several kids (or following behind several kids), giving the appearance of a train towing cars. If they're pregnant while having a ton of kids, it is sometimes referred to as the "caboose" for being the last one (in theory) in the line up of "train cars".

It is questionable if these people are ever NOT pregnant, like half the kids were conceived in the delivery room or something. Also theorized that some children are "expendable" in case poor parenting or a freak accident results in the loss of one, they would have a replacement, so to speak.

*sees a parent pushing a double-stroller, with four kids tagging behind, and one in her arms* "Holy baby-train!"

by BJ Blaskowitsch September 30, 2012

Trim Train

When 2 or more people shave eachother's back in succession

Ex. Jor, trim my back while Xav trims yours. We can run a trim train.

by Bigorangeman June 10, 2017

train wine

Proceeding to get absolutely shit faced on the train, with mini bottles of wine, preferably purchased from M&S and drunk out of plastic cups. Because, you know, train wine is a classy affair.

"Train wine tonight?! "
"Fuck yeah, lets wine it up!"

by Pqrstuvwxyz October 19, 2015

Train slob

It's when a lot of bitches line up to slob on your johnson.

Dave: "Holy shit did you hear about James and the train slob?"
Mike: "Yes, I heard he had jasmine in that bitch."

by Scarrty March 5, 2018

dying train

when a obese person runs out of energy and wheezes like a train whistle

damn foo,that fatass cory is looking like a dying train after the gym run.

by Cory Sanders September 14, 2013

brochure training

The process by which training is provided en masse, in a brochure format. With key information missing for those who are on the frontline and responsible for servicing the customer.

Customer: Hi, could you assist me in generating a report from (insert any software here)? I have been trying for hours and can't get the reports to work.

Call Centre person: Sure, (reads from page 3 of the brochure), after brochure training. The same brochure the client has.

Customer: I did that but nothing happens.

Call Centre person: I am sorry, you will need to contact your IT guy to fix your computer.

Customer: @*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*!!!!!

Poor customer had an older version of Adobe Reader which was not compatible with the software.

by thisisnuts January 27, 2013