Tony: oh shit im bout to nut angelia open your mouth!
Angelia: not unless your pasta tossing with me?!
Angelia: not unless your pasta tossing with me?!
by Parmesan snowball September 03, 2017
When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)
Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
by Stoney69 November 29, 2019
When an Amy or any other cunty lass dont shave their box for months. Once they reach the pinnacle they are rewardef with dog clippers and a drink. As they shave the hair off in rows the thick clumps resemble a mongoose being tossed. Same time when they get clipper bite their leg hits medicine cabinet it makes a rattling sound that could be confussed for RIKI TIKI TAVI.
Dude when Amy goes mongoose tossing its a blessing. Her twat follicles are like little metal springs.
by Wang dang period finger bang January 14, 2023
Tossing the sheets is another term of saying let's get freaky as fuck in this bed by tossing the sheets
By: Mr&Misses.Smith
By: Mr&Misses.Smith
Erik: baby you ready to go " Toss the sheets ?"
Victoria:Fuck yea, you know I will toss the sheets with your lion king ass any and every chance I get
"TOSSING THE SHEETS WITH MY BOTTOM BITCH"
Victoria:Fuck yea, you know I will toss the sheets with your lion king ass any and every chance I get
"TOSSING THE SHEETS WITH MY BOTTOM BITCH"
by Mr.&Mrs.Smith December 30, 2021
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