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Foot Toad

Mario character “toad” on one single foot. WARNING FOOT TOADS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND IF YOU SEE ONE COMING...RUN.
Oh my gosh it’s a foot toad!!
Run!!

*dies*
by Hoe3336 April 5, 2019
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Hot Toddy

Also known as a hot whiskey in Ireland, it is typically a mixed drink made of Whiskey/Bourbon (Scotch or Brandy can also be used) and is cooked in a sauce pan with hot water, honey, herbs and spices, lemon and is served hot. Hot toddy recipes vary and are traditionally drunk before retiring for the night, in wet or cold weather, or to relieve the symptoms of the cold and flu.
I better make myself a Hot Toddy in the hope It will help me get some sleep and to feel better in the morning.
by EnigmaticContessa September 30, 2019
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Country Toads

I am extremely attracted to Country Toads.
by slightlyshort :0 November 8, 2019
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Slippery toad

When you go to taco bell with your girlfriend and then you meet up with your friends and have a gang bang, however, if it's after you all pump cum into all her holes and she shits, it's a slippery toad
Oh man, we was doing my girlfriend last night and suddenly she did a slippery toad. My mom is gonna kill me if she finds out she shit in the carpet.
by MOM SLUT April 28, 2020
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Leopard Toad

Is a highly poisonous toad that will most definitely get picked up by a girl called Cassidy
Cass: OMG IS THAT A LEOPARD TOAD I MUST PICK IT UP
by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020
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mad today, glad tomorrow

Old colloquial southern saying "Mad today, glad tomorow", means just what it says for instance if a neighbor, friend, family member with whom you are on decently close terms may come to misunderstanding over a slight or mishap perceived by one or the other and suffer hurt or injurious feelings to their pride, ego, etc. He/she would or will soon get over that and move on to resume their relationship (with hopefully, a better understanding of each other) again...therefore, mad today, glad tomorow! Not mad at nobody! Just sayin', sometimes a thing, matter/issue has to be put in check by making someone think about their actions that may have brought on the discord. Be Happy, Worry!
Miss Evie expressed her regret emotionally and out loud to the group of ladies who had forgotten to bring the cold salads for the spring tea buffet to which her sister Margaret who headed the sunshine committee, replied...mad today, glad tomorrow!
by Sassafras Seraphim August 31, 2020
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Wiskernut toad

the Wiskernut toad is a mix between a car whisker a walnut and a toad
oh my god that is a Wiskernut toad
by lily pad7047 September 18, 2020
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