(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains
(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times
(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.
(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times
(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.
(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?
Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.
(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...
Shut the fuck up taint loaf
(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?
Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.
(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...
Shut the fuck up taint loaf
(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?
by B Tsunami June 30, 2019
Get the Taint Loafmug. after violent diarrhea the person allows it to completely dry, before engaging in rough anal intercourse. the action from said anal intercourse powders the diarrhea leaving the taint covered in diarrhea dust!
Dude #1 Dude whats that smell?
Dude #2 this guy i banged last night gave me a dusty taint and i need a shower.
Dude #2 this guy i banged last night gave me a dusty taint and i need a shower.
by Dickless Santorum June 8, 2015
Get the dusty taintmug. When your girlfriend filly let’s you back into her vagina, because she has been starting fights with you for weeks to not have to fuck you. Only to the find out her vagina has been stretched open by another man, because you have a smaller than normal penis
by 99_Problems April 12, 2022
Get the Tainted Lovemug. by Tom Cobb September 1, 2008
Get the near taintmug. by Her baby's daddy February 27, 2017
Get the pissy taintmug. When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.
Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?
Comment: *you're
Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol
Response to comment: that is now a tainted status
Comment: *you're
Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol
Response to comment: that is now a tainted status
by original name May 29, 2012
Get the Tainted Statusmug. The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.
"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"
by veggieHater April 29, 2021
Get the Satan's Taintmug.