by TheManors January 31, 2019
A hideous, horrible looking virtual assistant that morons on the internet coom over because she's the closet thing to a woman they will ever know.
Coomer: Samsung Sam is so hot!!!!!!
Normal Person: She's fucking hideous, touch fucking grass you pillock.
Normal Person: She's fucking hideous, touch fucking grass you pillock.
by GrammaSoop June 14, 2021
To have loud sex with someone in a dorm, to the point where everybody can hear you. Especially applies to figures of authority.
The proctor pulled a sam last night. He didn't realize that playing loud music wouldn't mask the sound of him banging his girlfriend, so the rest of the dorm was up the entire night listening to them.
by kerrerific April 13, 2008
by Jdgdjdjfddh7393 June 26, 2017
A Sam Robinson is extremely incapable of Day to day activities. That's why he has to have a bazzy live with him to wipe his bum hole when he goes to the toilet after all of his sexual affairs and incest bumming sessions Sams shits just kinda fall out, such a Robbo..
by Star ⭐️ January 18, 2017
by CorpseRagger April 25, 2009
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