elevator evans

going poop in a public bathroom.

originates from the stall being like an elevator and you go into it to send "one" down

"Be right back, I have to go to elevator evans"

"That took less time then to go to elevator evans"

by buttlordprimus May 28, 2019

evan kek

A smoll boy that got rejected by his crush Joy. Is very horny always and is 60% gay. Is FCE partners with the legendary,mythical,magical,awesome urban dictionary word creator RCKOS.

Evan Kek: Would you date me?
Joy: I'm sorry,you're not my type
Joy: We can still be best friends right?
Evan Kek: ......

by RCKOS February 19, 2020

Evanism

Evanism is a religious cult based of being a different than everyone if someone likes something like valorant evanisms well make it their job to hate that video game and day another ones different not only this if they meet a girl and they start talking to them they well automatically start liking and listening too the girls music taste to relate with her

Bro this guy is being so different defiantly and evanism

by Yeuri June 6, 2022

Evan

He’s a complete retard, but is fun to talk to. He cant read, speak, or write at all. This certain evan makes one hell of a best friend tho<3:)

guy 1 “oh whos evan”
guy 2 “he’s one hell of a hunk is who he is😉”

by feuves January 23, 2022

Evan

Your average Evan who plays trombone and has invisible eyebrows.

He’s definitely an Evan

by ThePercussionVibes February 7, 2023

Evan

Is a real nigga with a massive cock'n'balls that will pertrude through his pants. He loves little kids just to make it look bigger than it already is

Evans a nigga

by anonymous May 10, 2024

Evan

The guy you should marry because he likes you

Evan loves to suck penis

by The Man with the Pam September 13, 2022