thunder crashing

When you kiss someone and you get such a strong feeling of love, care and being safe that it feels like thunder is crashing all around you.

Like falling into a black hole knowing that there must be a bottom but not caring.

"Did you feel that? It's like thunder crashing around us."

by Sirius.ly December 21, 2015

thunder jack

When you jackoff during a storm and finish after lightning strikes.

"Dude, it was pouring so hard last night I almost couldn't tell if I was able to do a thunder jack."

by Ponyboymlp April 22, 2016

Thunder Bang

Its when you fuck someone so hard, that the impact of your bodies against each others makes a loud thunderous sound

Timmy: Suzy and I thunder banged last night and the neighbors got freaked out, they thought there was a storm coming.
Ben: THAT LOUD NOISE WAS YOU TWO?

by Voidaid September 7, 2016

Thundercunt

A thunder cunt is a raging mega-bitch that has such a large vagina that is slaps against her thighs very similar to thunder… it is said that rhinos and elephants cofuse the thigh slapping Thundercunt with their native mating call.

An example of a thunder cunt would be for instance…

- Rosie O’Donnell

- Monique

- Any woman on the biggest loser
- Ryan Krickler

Woof! Run, duck....the sky is falling!

No man! That's a pack of thundercunts!

by thundercuntslopolous June 10, 2016

thunder thighs

a word used when a female has large thighs.

damn those are some big ass thunder thighs .

by big booty hoeez May 18, 2016

Thundercunt

~a word used to describe only the dickiest of people, not to be associated with mcniggas

Hey, can we invite Saskia to your party?

Uh, no she is a sketty thundercunt

by ComebackCunt January 22, 2017

Thunderclap

The sound your balls make when they smack against your girlfriends ass.

Yeah baby you like the sound of that thunderclap?

by Alien1234 February 18, 2017