A train that tells paramedics they’re not gonna make it in time. If a paramedic or any other rescue vehicle gets stopped by a train on their way to someone, they’re not gonna make it there. This is a common myth by many people.
Rick: Why did this man die yesterday? The ambulance was almost there.
Harry: Because there was a soul train.
Harry: Because there was a soul train.
by curlycows February 8, 2020
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In high school I hooked up with this guy and his dick was bigger than a Gatorade bottle and I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth.
15 years later I wish he was single so I could try again. I wasn’t even dick-trained back then.
15 years later I wish he was single so I could try again. I wasn’t even dick-trained back then.
by HotTomHanks October 13, 2019
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by Hotstuff23 May 18, 2023
Get the Wife in training mug.Dave: "Holy shit did you hear about James and the train slob?"
Mike: "Yes, I heard he had jasmine in that bitch."
Mike: "Yes, I heard he had jasmine in that bitch."
by Scarrty March 5, 2018
Get the Train slob mug.A term used to describe washing your genitals on a train using a bottle of coke and mentos after receiving fellatio from an unsavoury character such as a cheap hooker or toothless vagrant (the two are not mutually exclusive).
To use a train bidet one stands oneself above a bottle of coke so that the spout it pointing towards the groin. After removing ones pants, one then drops a mentos into the bottle allowing the foamy goodness to cleanse ones genitals.
To use a train bidet one stands oneself above a bottle of coke so that the spout it pointing towards the groin. After removing ones pants, one then drops a mentos into the bottle allowing the foamy goodness to cleanse ones genitals.
"Hey Bernie, why are you late for work?"
"Well Bob, I was on the way to work when I took the opportunity presented its self to have Shazza give me a blow job"
"Shazza, the toothless prozzie? Tell me more, Bernie."
"You see Bob, after such an incident I felt I needed to wash off but as the lavatories were out of order I decided a train bidet was the best option. My genitals are truly minty fresh now after my train bidet but the time spent administering it has made me tardy for work."
"Well Bob, I was on the way to work when I took the opportunity presented its self to have Shazza give me a blow job"
"Shazza, the toothless prozzie? Tell me more, Bernie."
"You see Bob, after such an incident I felt I needed to wash off but as the lavatories were out of order I decided a train bidet was the best option. My genitals are truly minty fresh now after my train bidet but the time spent administering it has made me tardy for work."
by Shane Brennan October 15, 2022
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Get the IMMA TRAIN mug.1. a group chat that is full of people who consistently REK one another and talk about stupid things 24/7
2. A metaphorical train that holds people that have been rekt
2. A metaphorical train that holds people that have been rekt
1.
Did you check "The Rekt Train?"
Are you kidding? I have 1,450 unread messages from that thing.
2.
Has Jonah gotten off the rekt train?
No. He never has, and he never will. He's always being rekt.
Did you check "The Rekt Train?"
Are you kidding? I have 1,450 unread messages from that thing.
2.
Has Jonah gotten off the rekt train?
No. He never has, and he never will. He's always being rekt.
by espolavirus March 8, 2015
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