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A machine capable of solving the toughest mathematical problems in polynomial time. It knows everything, is all powerful and gives you answers before you even ask a question. I didn't know what to write here, so I asked it, it gave me this response.
Guy1: What do they keep in area 51?
Guy2: The non-deterministic turing machine. They don't want you to know they have it, but they've been using it to solve crazy math problems in polynomial time for YEARS!
Guy1: Dude, you're fucked up.
by vaxt February 1, 2006
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Non-renewable entertainment source

You know how there's non-renewable energy sources. Well, this is the exact same thing, but in the entertainment field.
It's when something (movie, TV show, etc.) becomes "unwatchable" after you've seen it a couple of times.
There are many factors that could affect it. Cast of characters, number of seasons, story, philosophy, etc.
Guy 1: Man, 'The Simpsons' is such a non-renewable source of entertainment.

Guy 2: Couldn't agree less mate.

***

Guy A: Dude, is it just me, or is 'How I Met Your Mother' quite boring these days?

Guy B: Nah, it is excruciating. Let's call it a non-renewable entertainment source.

***

Dude 1: Dude, I couldn't stand watching that non-renewable entertainment source with my girlfriend again!

Dude 2: The Proposal?

Dude 1: Yep.
by DirgeForNovember February 27, 2010
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NDJF exists as a sort of spiritual super position and always accessible way of seeing an inalienable humanist universalism that is inexhaustibly self evident.

Although every mind or human life exists across place and time, we each within us resonate in a singular to ourselves, though collective in shared experience- divine primordial harmony.

Myths and insights of different kind can inform without conflict to another, truth and fact are resolved at the level of meaning, and parallel self-contained human experiences can be held together where difference of interpretation is simply more evidence to the complexity of the lived individual as a phenomena.

NDJF as a psychic super position allows one to draw from influences and elements without being required to defend or have loyalty to any one in particular to reference or to be informed by however how in whatever way, and that there is often wisdom in pastiche of whatever assembled shade.

Rational and irrational actors share the stage.

Excited anticipation or dread filled avoidance are both relationships with what is to come. All that is required is human nature and intuition paired with any imaginable collective theory of mind or nod to the collective unconscious to ponder how we sway.

Wizened consultation with the interior self world is an excellent way to guide one's predictions for the exterior if done so with bravery.
"Non Denominational Jungian Futurism was revealed to me in a dream."

-Elysium-

"Don't let your themes stay just dreams stuck in ancestral memes while you're trapped by legacy seams too wed to teams to ponder your own dream themes and what they might really mean."

-Anonymous when pondering Non Denominational Jungian Futurism-
by ElysiumPurcellium September 18, 2023
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one millimeter non-defeater

A One millimeter non-defeater is an extremely tiny micro penis, a real baby carrot, which can usually be found on gay dudes with daddy issues.
"hey Audrey, I don't know if you know this but, the dude your dating, Preston, has a one millimeter non-defeater." Toren said. " Really? wow, no wonder he turned me down when I tried to take his pants off."
by Scooby Snaxcks September 28, 2023
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ur non existant gma

it just really means that your grandma is dead
Person:Ur MoM

You: ur non existant gma
by Er!cA-A December 8, 2021
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Non-stop pure graft

Look at bev coult building paths in Langley park
“Non-stop pure graft that like hewwww”
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Nicky nicky non-dick

A slang term for the act of cock-teasing
Person 1: “I think that girl is really into me

Person 2: “she hasn’t texted you back in 5 days, don’t let her lead you on like that!”
Person 1: “I’m not fucking around, I have absolutely no time for Nicky Nicky non-dick”
by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams December 29, 2018
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