Simp Nap

when youre depressed af so you go and take a nap so you wake up happy as fuck

"my grandma just died man, what should i do?"

" take a simp nap fam"

by mcmahonimal December 16, 2016

Crack nap

When you think you overdosed on crack but you wake up and realize you were really just asleep.

“I can’t today because I’m going straight home to take a crack nap”

by Cracknaps4ever May 20, 2019

Nap Stack

A game where a group of individuals stack items on a passed out person with the intention of not awakening them, usually done at the end of a night out.

Last night we nap stacked Georgie so badly, even with a microwave on her head she didn’t wake up!

by Saucy boy ft Dru-P July 28, 2023

Take a nap

Okay, I don't know if you people are mentally ill or just stupid but these definitions are way off. Taking a nap means to sleep for a bit if you feel tired but it's not quite time for you to go to bed.

Oh my gosh, I am getting tired but it is too early to turn in for the night.

You should probably take a nap.

by SLAY!!!! March 29, 2023

ass nap

When that one e-girl in your snap chat takes a nice, relaxing short sleep.

I took a good ass nap

by AL3XiSAB3AST November 16, 2019

monkey nap

When someone has been up on meth a few days and goes to sleep while driving a vehicle for a few seconds then wakes back up

I took a monkey nap and when I woke up I had 4 flats where I ran through a road construction project at 3am.

by Drunken Indian April 15, 2009

jesus nap

a Jesus nap is where you feel like you're gonna die from whatever you ate and you just have to sleep for the salvation of those around you.

After a nice brunch, complete with mimosas, I think it's time for a Jesus Nap.

by jpeg1024 April 06, 2015