Logging on my landing

Dropping a deuce on a someone else’s personal toilet.

Why are you logging on my landing? Go drop a deuce at your house.

by Dr. Sir Ka October 16, 2019

nig nog log

A penis of african descent.

Girl One: Damn, did you SEEE his nig nog log????
Girl Two: Yeah, girl!!!

by I Was Jen Before You Were August 23, 2008

Rubber ice log

When your partner takes a dump in a condom and you freeze it and put it in his\her anus.

kenny will you rubber ice log me tonight?

by kenwar July 1, 2009

log

Word meaning "lots of giggles". A girly way of saying "lol"

"I think Bon Jovi is realy cute"
"log"

by 5car June 3, 2005

log cabin republican

Gay republican, doesn't make much sense.

Queeny Fag 1: omg I heard that Adam is a Republican!?

Queeny Fag 2: yep, he's a log cabin republican now.

by rzs April 27, 2006

Log onto the Innernet

Happens when you lose control of your bowels.

That frozen burrito went right through me and I logged onto my innernetting.

by James June 30, 2004

Slow your log

having to stop in the middle of taking a big dump because your mom makes you stop so she can go to work.

Hey, slow your log, i need to get ready for work , im late!!

by ScratchAndBurn February 22, 2010