Worst Day

A day when nothing goes right.

Worst Day...
no sleep. pouring rain. flat tire. dead cell. wing it. nail breakage. mascara runage. bone soakage. arrive at the church 40 minutes late and surprise it's Easter! Heads turn as the preacherman announces your most noble entrance to the masses.

by CAS911 March 31, 2013

day-amn

It has the same definition as damn, but is pronounced differently; it is broken into 2 syllables, with more emphasis on the first syllable. It is used when the speaker is in utter shock or disbelievment (if that's a word).

"Day-amn! That's one steep cliff!!"

by the sane maniac August 30, 2004

Mythitorium Day

Mythitorium Day is a day where everyone becomes Mythitorium. Mythitorium day is celebrated on the 4th of February each year. Everyone who exists will becomes mythitorium. Profiles on every social media will become Mythitorium and profile pictures will be Mythitorium.

Based person: I can't wait for February 4th!

Cringe person: Whats' on February 4th?

Based person: Mythitorium day you fucking monkey

by WizzBMA February 4, 2022

Brining Day

The day/night before Thanksgiving Day, famous for both turkey preparation and one of the biggest boozing nights of the year. Pickling your bird or liver.

Because "Night Before Thanksgiving" is awkward to say.

Hey, wanna get faced at Joe's Tavern on Brining Day?

I'm there.

by Reeemer December 15, 2013

patriga day

December 1st, or patriga day, is the day when all u no-nut november brothers could nut all you want.

Yo you hear? It's finally patriga day!

by Patriga originator November 26, 2019

Eldabbo day

An official holiday that all high-schoolers celebrate involving Friday’s and the bathroom.

Make sure you have carts for this Friday’s eldabbo day!

by Eldabbo December 5, 2018

Disappointment day

Christmas day. The day when everyone is disappointed with their presents.

Mum - "Merry Christmas!"
Kid - "I hope this is what I think it is"

Mum - "I went to a lot of trouble to get it.
*Kid opens present*
Kid - "...It's the wrong type. Did you keep the receipt?"
Dad - "Another 'merry' disappointment day!"

by Jonathon Quick December 29, 2009