crabs

pubic lice (sexually transmitted)

Person 1: Yo why are you itching so much?
Person 2: My bitch gave me crabs

by ferdski April 29, 2023

Mud Crabs

The act of getting crabs from anal sex

Man I got mud crabs from after butt love last night

by Squirrelly Dan May 27, 2022

Alabama Crab Trap

When a bearded man is going down on a questionable street professional and her crabs get infested into his beard

He had to shave his beard off after get caught in the Alabama Crab Trap last week

by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021

Potomac Blue Crab

Crab

Before work, I crab for Potomac Blue Crabs on the Rochambeau Memorial Bridge.

by Bob.S.Got October 16, 2019

Crab

Being/doing stupid things

Basically a insult to people that don't understand

Dude that guys a total crab.
Your acting craby.
Don't be playing no crab games.

by That one guys with the stuff December 4, 2015

Mud Crabs

Pubic lice that have moved their way from from the genitals, through the mangroves of a man or woman’s gooch, only to take up residency in the general vicinity of one’s colon, hence the mud.

Hey mate I’ll be back in a minute my mud crabs are giving me grief

by UnkySnit10 October 13, 2022

mark ass crab

a term to call someone a mark ass crab means to basically just insult someone but you wanna say something weird that nobody understands to seem cool

ayo jeff is a mark ass crab.
nigga what?

by buttchese19 December 14, 2024