glaucoma of the anus

When one is simply tired of dealing with work bullshit.

Hey boss, I have glaucoma of the anus. Unfortunately, I can't see my ass coming in today.

by Satan McNinja March 10, 2017

Anu Dropping

When someone is on a conference call and another person walks in, unaware that one person on the call can hear them.

Anu dropping happens when someone walks into a room and starts talking, unaware that one person on a conference call can hear them

by qrasexgrchgvjbknlm;k,mnb February 6, 2025

anus muffin

Term of affection for a person that has a sweet personality with an ass to match.

Morning my little anus muffin!

by CouchAstronaut November 20, 2016

f*cking anus crime

when you are mad at some one or you are mad at people on tv or you just hit yourself on a part of furniture and the words f*cking anus crime

come on man , damn , f*cking anus crime!

by mario sith January 17, 2024

thanos (aka. the anus)

thanos (mostly known as the anus) is a pruple, big grape with nut sack chin. He has two beautiful daughters (i srsly dont understand how he has kids) and has a big rusty, basball mit. His mission is collect alllllll the beautiful pebbles so he can control the rock conventions he attends to. He is a horrible dad (considering he pulls one apart and kills the other for a pebble). he is T H E A N U S

"Hey, did you hear the new supervillian?"
"Oh yeaaaa huh, Isn't he thanos (aka. the anus)? he looks like a mishappen grape!"
"*gasp* i thought the same!!!

by deeb the mischievous May 21, 2019

Anus Theif

A person who steals other people's anuses

Anus theif: I'm so jealous of your anus I'm going to fuck your anus so hard that it comes off and I can take it!

Fat anus haver: please dont steal it I'll do anything!!

by Thevaginafartpoo July 31, 2021

Anu

The most calm person ever to exist! She will listen to you when the world has earmuffs on. She's caring and mother like. When people are mostly depressed they come to Anu to seek peace. If you're impatient she knows how to fix you!

You need help? Ask Anu...you wanna learn about that thing you don't even remember at all ...ask Anu bruhh she knows it and has it glued to her memory!

Oh you need advice on this? Here, talk to Anu!

by Someoneydk🤑 November 24, 2021