Gertrude The Third

Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.

“Slowly pour the diet coke in your cup we don’t want any Gertrude the thirds’s (dun dun dun) to be alarmed”

by Georgetta Stone June 21, 2022

Quandaledingelbert Xavier the third

A name for someone who is acting goofy as fuck

Dude 1: "Shut yo Quandaledingelbert Xavier the third ass up"

Dude 2 "ok bitch"

by Axelavion May 12, 2022

Third World Stare

The Stare someone from the third world gives you as they look at you like an alien, with little going on in their own head

Jeez that guy on the bus is really giving me a third world stare

by PaolitoAB October 21, 2025

third cousin-nibling

Third cousin's child.

My third cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

step-third-cousin

1- Step-great-grandpibling's great-grandchild.
2- Great-grandpibling's step-great-grandchild.
3- Step-3C.

My step-third-cousin is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

Third Imposter

Someone who teams up with imposters in the game Among Us even though they are a crewmate.

Blue (Crewmate): Pink is clear, I was with him the whole time. Has to be orange.
Pink (Imposter): Yeah, Orange is imposter.
(Blue is third impostering)

by kamakiwi October 31, 2020

third world hot

When you're just reasonably attractive in a first-world country, but panties drop when you land in a third-world country.

John Kim is fairly good looking in the States, however, he's third world hot when he's in Brazil.

by identikit June 16, 2016