Stoner is someone who packs a bowl, lights it, smokes it, then gets online and looks up the definition of the word stoner on a funny website. Then decides to add their own meaning as well, laughing hard af the entire time thinking “this shit actually relates to me”.
You, you are a stoner
by It’s okay I’m stoned too November 30, 2019

Stoners can get high and drive, alcoholics cannot get drunk and drive therefore if you have a buddy that’s just high he is your stoner cab
by The Drunk Viking July 31, 2020

by Reetspanker December 20, 2018

Bitch with a little dick
by Sjakakowwlamm December 12, 2017

Kyle: "James, you smoke weed too much. You're probably addicted."
James: "Nah bro weed isn't addictive bro. I can stop at any time I want to."
*4 hours later*
James: "I am going through a mildly stressful event that will probably resolve itself in the near future. I really need to go smoke."
Kyle: "You're a Schrödinger's Stoner, James."
James: "Nah bro weed isn't addictive bro. I can stop at any time I want to."
*4 hours later*
James: "I am going through a mildly stressful event that will probably resolve itself in the near future. I really need to go smoke."
Kyle: "You're a Schrödinger's Stoner, James."
by urwifesboyfriend June 14, 2021

Any time you order delivery or carry out or you go somewhere to eat between the hours of 11:30 and 4:15
by TheHarbringer July 12, 2015

by hoebae420 April 15, 2022
