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Stoner

Stoner is someone who packs a bowl, lights it, smokes it, then gets online and looks up the definition of the word stoner on a funny website. Then decides to add their own meaning as well, laughing hard af the entire time thinking “this shit actually relates to me”.
You, you are a stoner
by It’s okay I’m stoned too November 30, 2019
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Stoner Cab

Stoners can get high and drive, alcoholics cannot get drunk and drive therefore if you have a buddy that’s just high he is your stoner cab
Hey bro Brandon is gunna be my stoner cab for the night
by The Drunk Viking July 31, 2020
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Stoner

A person who hits blunts, bowls, and bongs daily.
Bro that guys smokes so much weed he is such a stoner.
by Reetspanker December 20, 2018
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diamond stoner

Diamond stoner was in ma house last night
by Sjakakowwlamm December 12, 2017
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Schrödinger's Stoner

Someone who decides whether or not weed is addictive based on whether or not they need it.
Kyle: "James, you smoke weed too much. You're probably addicted."
James: "Nah bro weed isn't addictive bro. I can stop at any time I want to."

*4 hours later*

James: "I am going through a mildly stressful event that will probably resolve itself in the near future. I really need to go smoke."
Kyle: "You're a Schrödinger's Stoner, James."
by urwifesboyfriend June 14, 2021
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stoner run

Any time you order delivery or carry out or you go somewhere to eat between the hours of 11:30 and 4:15
Craig and I went to Taco Bell for a stoner run last night.
by TheHarbringer July 12, 2015
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stoner baddie

a bad bitch that also partakes in large amounts of the devils lettuce. aka; a stoner baddie.
“omg she’s such a stoner baddie”
literally baddie vibes, what a stoner baddie”
by hoebae420 April 15, 2022
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