monkey rat

"Monkey Rat" is slang for Opossum. To those who have never gotten up close and personal with an opossum, this slang term may seem silly. However, as more and more South American spieces are available through pet stores, more and more people are familiar with the monkey-like hands and feet, and the prehensile (grabbing) tail of Opossums.
I have a pet monkey rat, and she is the snuggliest of all my pets. And she climbs like crazy!
by Virginia Didelphus July 11, 2006
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Rat Slinger

A person who tries to resurrect dead memes, dead trends and old jokes that no one cares about anymore.
Mike: Guys, I made Harry Potter popular again!
Dave: No one cares. Stop being a rat slinger.
by JokeJar July 18, 2019
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The Mickley rat

A tall fat nonce that lives in the sewers of mickley and only eats tuna sandwiches and also hates anyone from the isle of wright
by LooisH September 14, 2023
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rat man

Literally a gremlin that will post rats everytime someone mentions rats.
by loltrol488 November 10, 2020
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Stinky rat

Stinky rat
by Carbonado February 10, 2021
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rectum rat

a rat which is smaller than its relatives of which resides in the crevice known as your ass. has the tendency to nibble on your sphincter muscle causing the person to uncontrollably shit their pants.
you should really call the pest controll about that rectum rat
by stephenconey121 October 18, 2010
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Trench rat

A very hairy and cheesy vagina, with a deep camel toe, resembling a large trench rat from world war 1
I was about to have a good time with Judy last night but then saw her trench rat and puked in my mouth.
by Lilboyblue January 13, 2015
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