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Cunt pound

14.7 ounces.
She asked for a pound, but she was such a bitch I gave her a cunt pound.
by Cranberry Jenkins April 22, 2016
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foot-pounds

Refers to how much "downward burden" a pair of shoes is subjected to when worn by different people of varying corpulence.
Sport-shoes with cushioning air-chambers are the easiest type of footwear to retrofit for measuring the foot-pounds that the shoes are loaded with --- just drill and thread a hole in one of the air-chambers, and then install an air-pressure gauge.
by QuacksO November 4, 2018
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80 pound cake

Small, around 80 pounds, see pound cake definition for more…
“Danna, you are a nice lil 80 pound cake!”
by Tupi003 December 19, 2023
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12 pounds

Head. The upper part of the body in humans, joined to the trunk by the neck, containing the brain, eyes, ears, nose, and mouth.

Refers to the weight of said part of body. Generally used in reference to the head when owner is having a hard time (physically) controlling it.
She looks kind of wasted, she is having a hard time holding up her 12-pounds.

Did you see him slam his 12 pounds into the pavement!?
by FreakinFabulous February 23, 2009
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Pound cake

Used to describe someone that’s likable but pretty air headed.
Eh he’s nice but he’s a bit of a pound cake- sweet but dense.
by Lord Poo Poo August 6, 2020
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twelve pound tommy

Referring to a man who crushes Jeeters with his 12 pounder.

Someone who can talk anyone out of their stash or their pants without trying.
Damn twelve pound Tommy abracadabra'd me
by Damage157 October 10, 2022
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pounding a salad

Bro 1: Bro, I was pounding a salad so hard last night.
Bro 2: What? No breadsticks?
by Rockstarbetch April 12, 2015
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