subcritical mask

The look on someone's face who is keeping their composure despite the fuckery they are enduring; the composed face of a person who hasn't quite been pissed off to the point that they blow up at someone

Fast food workers have to maintain their composure and don their best subcritical mask when dealing with the river of stupidity spewing from the mouths of Karens and Kevins daily

by AlienMindTrick2 November 14, 2023

New Jersey Sleep Mask

the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.

"I'm sorry I accidently gave you a New Jersey Sleep Mask during your nap."

"I was at work."

by MoshJentos January 17, 2024

Gladiator Mask

Make a pistol gesture on your hand and try to mask
Put it on your nose and make sure you have wide vision

Golazooooooo it’s Paulo Dybala!!!! Score amazing 35 yard free kick against Lazio! He did the Gladiator Mask in front of Lazio fans in the last minute of 90+4 in a 4-3, crazy comeback and, it’s incredible! Three points for Juventus. Undefeated.

by Dickdicok May 2, 2023

Mask Fishing

Something that conventionally unattractive people use to hide themselves from the general public. These people may not be as pretty as they seem, but until they take of the mask, you’ll never see it coming.

“Gosh, dude, when I brought he back from the bar and she took off her mask, she was the ugliest girl I’d ever laid my eyes on!”

“Yeah, she was probably mask fishing”

by sub_urban_get_it May 4, 2023

Mask-charades

Using accentuated hand gestures to convey what your saying because you’re wearing a Covid mask.

The bartender and I were both wearing masks and she could couldn’t hear me over the music so I had to figure out how to sign gin and tonic in mask-charades.

by Jaded Hymens November 26, 2023

South Georgia Mud Mask

Unloading cum into one's asshole then having them shit it out onto your face. Then wearing said concoction on your face.

"Man I can't wait for Jessica to shit my cum on my face to give me a good ole South Georgia Mud Mask"

by Frostyfries December 15, 2022

Ass mask

The act of shoving a hose in a 420 friendly friend's ass and blowing smoke up their ass then removing the hose and shotgunning it into your mouth

Me and my buddy were giving other ass mask hits and we were so lit

by M.F.Hardy August 1, 2017