Cum hum

When a promiscuous female (or homosexual male) has had semen ejaculated into their mouth/vagina/anus so many times by many different partners that the area begins to smell like old sperm.

"Mate I took Scarlet home last night..."

"Ouch! How'd it go?"

"Not good, she had a wicked case of cum hum..."

"Not good then?"

"Oh God no, I thought I was going to throw up on her and end up churning her butter!"

by MattyHavoc January 31, 2012

Cum-Fartini

Similar to a Martini; replace olive juice with Cum & Fart, shake/stir to perfection.

Weston & his buddies couldn’t wait to grab a round of refreshing cum-fartinis after a long day at the beach.

by Dr Gregory Johnson March 11, 2023

Cum wubbly

Something you call someone that can mean anything you want

“Mochi you cum wubbly”

by Hwiehevdveuwi October 31, 2020

cum nigga

may or may not be a lil nigga covered in cum

"that lil nigga be a cum nigga"

by 100% a black man January 1, 2021

This shit cums

When a song sounds good and you want to show how much you like it

Person 1: did you hear this new shrek all star remix, here listen to it!
Person 2: wow, this shit cums

by Nairnia February 4, 2021

Mr Cum

Mr Cum is the infamous man who will eat all of your cummies. And when he does this, he will lick his lips while moaning from the intense pleasure he will be getting from your spunkywunkies. Your jizzywizzy will fuel his power. Once he has obtained your cum, he will be unstoppable. Run. Run from Mr Cum.

Steve: "Oh boy, I sure do love having my cum in a jar. I sure hope that Mr Cum doesn't eat it."
Mr Cum: *Eats Steve's cum*
Steve: "Oh no, now we are all doomed!"

by Sussy Bazinga October 29, 2022

Penis cum

A word you say when you don’t have a reaction to something

Joe: I anally molested your mom’s pet rock
Bob: Penis cum

by I eat penis January 1, 2022