tearing the cabbage

tearing the cabbage is a euphemism for eating ass.

sorry i didn’t answer man, i was tearing the cabbage if ya know what i mean

by 0hn0ghostie July 27, 2021

Jew Tears

: mix drink consisting of Manischewitz cream peach kosher blush wine, Yaegermeister, a salt rim and a flick of ash from a cigarette.

“Hey bar keep get this Alter Noyef a glass Jew tears for his shizer”

by Abezhibit August 1, 2021

Cowboy Tears

Male semen, produced by gay white cowboys.

Dude you're pulling so hard you're gonna make me shed some cowboy tears.

by Kocik.XXX February 19, 2022

buffalo tears

it's basically fake tears, and it's most likely used by drama queens.

billy: oh god, emma's crying buffalo tears again..

by dagr8estgamer February 26, 2022

Ghost Tears

The act of masturbating two men until both ejaculate into your open eyes.

Bruce forgot his costume so we gave him ghost tears.

by Nikki_Blunt August 22, 2021

Ghost Tears

When a man has two men ejaculate into his eyes so he can then pretend to be a ghost crying cum

Daniel came out wearing ghost tears

by Nikki_Blunt August 22, 2021

Tear asshole

The act of releasing a rather large and unpleasant smelling fart

Did you just tear asshole?

by Chickmagnet112 August 22, 2021