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by Theisolationroomshow December 13, 2020
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Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.
Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
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Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019
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by Eklavya May 25, 2021
Get the shedding beer tears mug.Chiefs fans after the Super Bowl are drinking out of their “Eagles’ tears” cups…little do they know they are drinking semen
by jvrs April 16, 2023
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“Bro that’s weird as fuck, but I respect your choice and I just hope you won’t start debates on the internet about how a fictional character who did everything wrong, somehow did everything right.”
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