Cunt tea

The kind of tea that comes from a cunt about a cunt for a cunt

“Yo I have some cunt tea to spill and your a cunt I’m a cunt soooo the tea is that this cunt punched this other cunt for a cunt

by Junako January 18, 2019

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Tea Party

When friends get together and talks about massive tea/drama/mega shit

Spill the tea betch!! Let’s have a tea party, call everyone.

by DankDaddy401 August 23, 2018

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Tea Party

When you and your friends get together to share all your “tea” (gossip) with each other

“Hey Katherine, are you coming to the tea party tonight?”
“Hell yeah, I gotta tell the gals all about this shit going on between me and Trent”

by Dave325 June 17, 2019

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Rusty Tea

ok, so a rusty tea is when your girlfriend starts a heavy flow period and she leaves her first tampon in untill the last day of her period, then while on hands and knees you remove the tampon, pour cold water into her vag and replug it with the tampon, wait for the water to steep to body temp and then pour it into a single mug to share.

mmmm baby, iv been brewing you a rusty tea for he last week..

by rusty tea September 17, 2014

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sleepytime tea

The act of staying awake for 24 hrs and then dipping your balls in a women's mouth. As she sucks on them, the male jerks off and cums on her neck and chest. The male then immediately passes out asleep.

Babe, I can't fall asleep, are you up for some sleepytime tea?

by cashmoney22 June 12, 2014

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