stanley tech

a school were bare batti man attend

i aint go stanley i might get raped

by dont worry July 13, 2003

You stabbed my child

When one bursts into laughter as an inappropriate joke at the early hours of morning, waking up any unfortunate house mates

Just had a "you stabbed my child" moment and my mum came in and blocked me for it

by xomaniac December 2, 2011

Stabber

Alter ego of James

Paul: "James stabbed someone the other night"
Chris: "Oh you mean stabber?"

by I-stab-for-fun June 4, 2011

Stapled Earrings

The act of taking a staple gun and stapling the pussy shut, but then fucking it back open. Once open, reach inside, and search for the bloody staples. Then demand that she wear them as earrings and such.

Yuri: Woah, those earrings stink! And they look trashy.
Hamly: Yeah, my boyfriend gave me these stapled earrings last week.

by tornHorse February 28, 2011

Stanley Cup

Honestly, the ugliest and most exaggerated trophy in all of sports. Unlike all other trophies, you would not know this is the championship cup for hockey if you looked at it. It looks more like an artifact that belongs in a church to represent the Holy Grail.

It got its name from its creator, a guy named the Lord Stanley of Preston, who was governor of Canada at the time. He bought a decorative punch bowl (Yes, a punch bowl) and made it the trophy. He had the words "Dominion Hockey Challenge Cup" engraved on one side of the outside rim, and "From Stanley of Preston" on the other side.

Person 1: What the hell is this sport, and what the hell is that massive thing he's carrying over his head?

Person 2: It's hockey, and that's the Stanley Cup they win as champions.

Person 1: Dear God...

by Trip'n June 24, 2010

stabber

A vile excuse for an analy fixated male who thinks he is gods gift.

"I got asked if i wanted a lift home from a work collegue but i refused as he was a stabber"

by wilkins19 January 15, 2010

satable

shit in Romanian

You're full of satable!

by Adrianos Zapatas July 5, 2014