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The Scratch Pad

When a man shaves his pubic region completely clean a few days before plowing a woman. After a couple or three days the hair will take on a short stubble/prickly like texture. The woman then rides the man and with each thrust she feels the scratchy surface against her. Thus she feels like she is fucking a scratch pad.
The scratch pad I am sporting has given so many girls horrific rashes when we are done fucking.
by EZ_Timer May 23, 2016
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Bitch Scratch

Like being bitch slapped but the fingers are bent to use the finger nails to scratch and slap the face of your opponent. Usually used by vicious teen girls or drag queens in fights over lovers.
Don't be fucking with Liz, she'll bitch scratch you up so bad that you'll wish you weren't bitch scratched up so bad.
by Ol' Dirty Buck May 16, 2016
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Bitch Scratch

Like being bitch slapped but the fingers are bent to use the finger nails to scratch and slap the face of your opponent. Usually used by vicious teen girls or drag queens in fights over lovers.
Don't be fucking with Liz, she'll bitch scratch you up so bad that you'll wish you weren't bitch scratched up so bad.
by Ol' Dirty Buck May 16, 2016
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Skun Scratcher

A hand made tool used to scrape the residue out of the stem of a skunnie,slang for meth pipe,so it can be smoked again
I gotta find or make a skun scratcher so I can finish,what's left in the skunnie and shut it down an sleep awhile
by F.L.A.W. EN July 12, 2016
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Bird scratch

When you've had too much fiber and it feels as though you're pooping out a birds nest. It leaves you with an itchy butthole.
Hey, Charlie! After I eat all that Raisin Bran, I got some mad bird scratch.
by CBCAKM September 3, 2017
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Flavor scratch

Flavor scratch is what happens to the roof of your mouth after eating hard foods, like captain Crunch, or toasted sourdough.
My cereal left me with multiple flavor scratches this morning.
by KayKay4 January 14, 2018
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cock scratchers

Another name for your hands scratching your dirty cock. What you don't want touching your potato chips!
by Madness18 January 23, 2018
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