the spider

When your fisting someone and your hand is in their ass, you spread out your fingers as wide as you can and yell: SPIDER!!!

...and that was the last time I gave someone the spider before cutting my finger nails.

by Horse Cock Jonson April 21, 2005

spider eye

the result of a person ejaculating into one's eye whilst they are dormant, on awakening said victim is in a sticky situation, as they believe they are blind, unable to open their eyes.This is often used as a revenge method on an unwilling participant of intercourse.

freddy gave kayleigh a spider eye when she fell asleep after refusing to feltch him.

by foleynshiv January 12, 2006

nigger slide

When someone sucks dick for crack.

Dude, I just got a nigger slide from a girl for a rock.

by Mike Lyons May 1, 2007

Solide

Solid with a twist.
1. You're cool with something.
2. A way of complimenting someone.
3. Neither gaz nor liquide.

"Want to hit the bars later?"
"Solide."

"I love your ass. It's solide."

by Chick September 2, 2004

slidenglide

‘Slide ‘n’ Glide’ – descriptive term given to the sexual move where the female’s underwear is slid to the side and the "Moby"(my slang for penis, Moby Dick) is inserted into the 'jack and danny', without actually taking off the panties.

Particularly useful at picnics, cinema trips and other such outings..

'Bob' and 'Jane' were having a smashing time at the park, eating their peanut butter sarnies, when Bob thought.. "hey, I reckon I can see a "slidenglide" opportunity here" - and i'm gonna "go for gold"...

"Jane darling, would you like to try this sausage?!"

by QuickBuck February 3, 2008

Dick Slide

Slang for lube.

Dude! You got dick slide all over me!

by Kill Bot 3000 January 18, 2009

Nigger slide

The technique of sliding between two cars from an adjacent lane during high speed driving with 5 feet of space between the cars. No rearview mirror necessary.

Damn Frank, that asshole missed your front bumper by an inch!
-Yep that's a professional nigger slide.

by Jewlover69 January 15, 2009