Lost sock

A single or lonley person that is usually found lurking in the back of party’s trying to make as least eye contact with others as possible.

“Oh you poor lost sock”
“ You lost sock”
“I hope James stops being a little bitch and stops being a lost sock and finds a pair”

by I make jokes that aren’t funny November 8, 2017

socks and shoes

a hand in poker consisting of 2 pair 3's and 2's

person1 i got a pair of aces

person 2: i win, i got socks and shoes

by the green guy July 23, 2009

Cardboard Sock

(n) A Forgotten or misplaced aid for mopping up of excess semen after masturbation / wanking / 5 knuckle shuffle.

Usually under bed for sometime leaving thick, hard casing around item.

"Watched that Roco Sex trainer IX last night...blew up good stlye...
Luckily I found a cardboard sock from last time under the bed"

by Zig Ziggy Treat Teeth April 19, 2009

silky sock

1. The act of ejaculating inside a sock. Added bonus points for using a waterproof spray on the inside of the sock to aid cleaning.

2. A game of similar ilk to “Soggy Biscuit”. A group of men will masturbate in a timed race against each other. The loser being the last one to climax into a single designated sock then has to wear the sock for 24 hours.

“It’s Stuart’s stag do, let’s have a game of silky sock!”

by Silky Reg September 20, 2020

knob sock

a person who is a total tool

hey gianni you knob sock

by miller111 May 4, 2012

Sandy Sock

You put sand in your sock and cum in the sock and then you put it on and walk with it.

Man that Sandy Sock looks so nasty but I’m amazed Ted could walk with it on.

by J Pup December 23, 2020

Sock Shuppet

A Discord user who is part of Fallen Lucario's server (and probably many others). This rare species of ghost is the definition of AIDS according to Ghost Shader (a fellow member).

Go give this lonely dude a message @Sock Puppet#2259

Have you seen Sock Shuppet recently?
Nah, I heard he had his phone/laptop taken away.
God damnit.

by Gundham Tanaka October 20, 2017