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Martindale-slide 

While in prone position, with full penis insertion, rotate 180° without removing penis so male's head is near female feet and so on. Continue pounding until female creates banshee squeal from pleasure. Flip 180° as often as desired.
Bro, did you tap it last night?

I didn't just tap it, I put the martindale-slide on her!
Daaaaamn yo!

Skoopski slide 

When a woman gives a guy a handjob furiously and before the point of ejaculation, she sits prone on his penis and wiggles
Husband: honey, I’m feeling frisky tonight
Wife: lets skoopski slide

Husband: lets do it
Skoopski slide by Laine is god June 11, 2018

Mud Slide 

When, during anal sex, one removes their penis and slides it back and forth between the crack of the female’s ass. In the end the penis and ass crack is covered in what came from the anal sex. Which represents the mudslide.
Bro, I was with this chick last night and we were doing anal, when out of nowhere I gave her a Mud Slide!
Mud Slide by Magbrain67 July 17, 2018

Mormon slide 

When you believe god is watching, insert your penis into the vagina and sit perfectly still, no kissing or anything.
“Hey man I gave her the Mormon slide last night”

“Isn’t that a sin?”
“Only if you move.”
Mormon slide by Eat that pu557 September 5, 2018

coke slide 

Name given to a straw cut up into short sections used to consume cocaine.
'Nah man, put your rolled up $5 away,I already cut up some coke slides'
coke slide by Thief Ledger October 5, 2018

Mud slide 

During sexual intercourse the man shits between the females breasts and watches it slide down her stomach hence the mud slide.
Bro #1: Yo dude have you ever given your girl a mud slide?
Bro #2: Nah bro I’ll try it on her tonight.
Mud slide by XxThiccBoixX December 1, 2018