To nice to slice

This is a woman who chooses adoption over the conventional method of bringing a child into the world. She is to posh to push and to nice to slice, so she adopts.

After seeing her sisters give birth to their children through natural and cesarian methods, Abagail figured she was to posh to push and To Nice To Slice so she chose to adopt.

by Moral Oral April 22, 2009

medium tinned moon slice

a phrase used to wind some one up to make them feel that they have missed out on something

that medium tinned moon slice was so good

i couldnt of imagine how good medium tinned moon slice was going to be

by sik'ed December 7, 2010

most exciting thing since sliced bread

This expression is used when a person does or tells you something you already know and thinks it is absolutely amazing.

Person 1: She got a hollywood wax for the first time.

Person 2: let me guess its the most exciting thing since sliced bread for her.

by sealion3 December 26, 2012

Dark Chocolate- Mint Slice- Special

The act of colouring your marijuana with permanent marker to get a dizzying, xylene- free, buzz- high.

"Hey Nigel, wanna come round mine, hit some chilled Dark Chocolate- Mint Slice- Special?"

"Yeah maaan..."

by Aysh Paysh May 17, 2014

The moons just a slice away

For something to seem simple, but in reality it's nonsense. Also used to confuse and or troll others; a friendly joke.

"Yo bro, she said no when I asked her out."
"Sometimes the moons just a slice away bro."

by James E. Robert October 4, 2015

I'll slice you open like an envelope

Used commonly by football hooligans, 'I'll slice you open like an envelope' can hint that the person saying the phrase is carrying a knife and intends to use it lethally on the person they are saying the phrase too. Can also mean that the person it's being said too acts 'big' and 'untouchable' and the person saying it is easily going to beat them up.

'Threat'

Football hooligan- 'you think you can take me on?'
Opposing team football hooligan- 'I'll slice you open like an envelope'

by Cpfcjames September 5, 2016

suck my slice

Suck my slice is a work wee ben bee made up on 18th october 2017

That man can suck my slice hi

by Benbee43 May 2, 2018