smootie

A toxic drink using only the most exclusive items for example a shoe. It’s texture is similar to ice cream.

i just made a bussin bussin smootie but the problem is it was so thick because of all the ingredients and broke the machine.

by Mrchunks July 27, 2021

smooties

to vigorously kiss the neck and up behind the ear to give your partner a giggle and good chills

i gave my woman smooties and she couldnt help but wiggle around

by Assmanager September 21, 2021

smooties

to kiss the neck and up behind the ear vigorously

i gave my wife smooties and she giggled

by Assmanager October 5, 2021

Smoothbrained Skelder

An Among Us player who always plays on the Skeld map no matter what. They are often noobs or people who leave when they aren't imposters. You will usually find them in games with only one imposter and a maximum of ten players instead of the new 15-player servers.

People who play on the Skeld are fine, but if they're a Smoothbrained Skelder then it's annoying.

by some guy who uses the Internet October 7, 2021

Smooth Juice

A nickname for the small cartons of Darigold milk served in cafeterias

1. *gets up to walk away

2. Where are you going?
1. To get some smooth juice

by Creamy cow November 10, 2021

Smoot

(Noun) A blend of equal parts milk and water.

I crave a tall glass of warm smoot.

What can I get you to drink? Smoot please

Ew what are you making? Smoot

by Smootsuit August 13, 2021

Simpotry

Verb; The act of commiting simple behaviour.

"Bryan bought that girl a car and he hasn't even been in that yet."
"What is this simpotry?"

by Suprise_cuckfags August 21, 2021