salty the pocketknife

x-rated slang for the male penis (which is why Dustin Diamond told me he appropriated it for his band name).

Hey baby, why don't you come over here and meet my friend salty the pocketknife?

by ann January 31, 2004

salty toe

horny hoe

Jeff: Why are you single?
Jimmy: My girl was being a salty toe

by Fishy Flippers July 1, 2016

salty dog

When a guy does not take a shower till the point of smelling so bad it could make people cry. Then, the guy gets head at which will leave a salty, nasty, taste in the girl's mouth.

Jerry: "Mark you smell like ass why don't you go take a shower."

Mark: "No bra I want to give sarah a salty dog later tonight."

by chief bigstick June 9, 2011

Salty potato

A female who has ejaculated whist giving birth to a new born.

Salty potato is Designed to be more insultive than the word cunt and can be used as an Alternative

by Ashtonaut April 16, 2017

Salty bitch

Katie blenkinsop

Katie is a salty bitch

by Bigcockoroni April 20, 2019

Salty Cracker

A white girl who lives in a cardboard box. Often found in a bag with other crackers. Tasty if not stale. Goes down well with butter.

My girlfriend is a salty cracker. I like to lick her salty crack.

by skeez October 11, 2004

salty log

A chunk of caramel, double dipped in dark chocolate and sprinkled with sea salt.

I gave her a salty log, and she ate it. She said it was delicious!

by SpiderSpider January 23, 2007