Hangover Salad

When u eat an asshole

"I found myself eating hangover salad when I was hella drunk with Chelsea on Saturday and I ate hangover salad".

by Dereksigmund September 25, 2019

Salad Stuff

Bags of pre-packaged lettuce at the grocery store.

Husband: Babe, what do you want at the grocery store?
Wife: Salad Stuff!

by jfrapp August 20, 2011

Taint Salad

The accumulation of sweat and crotch rot that collects in your underwear on a hot day

It’s so hot my underwear is full of taint salad

by Goblin Mom August 30, 2023

honeymoon salad

A honeymoon salad: Lettuce alone. No dressing!

What are you two up to tonight?
- we're having a honeymoon salad.
???
- Lettuce alone. No dressing!

by LateNightLover January 5, 2018

slimey salad

When a man finishes his load onto his partners anus and proceeds to blow snot rockets and other bodily fluids of his choice to lay on top of the anus. The dom will then proceed to scoop the salad with a spoon to be served to his partner.

He wanted to try the slimey salad. I showed him a selection of my finest spoons

What kind of girlfriend would I be if I wouldn’t eat his slimey salad?

Hey boss i’m not going to be able to come in today. Got a little sick from chowing down on my husbands slimey salad.

by TYEKRO October 7, 2022

Bitch Salad

A bunch of crabby and cantankerous people

Nat: "Hey Shar, how was your meeting today?"
Shar: "Oh gosh don't get me started, it was a bitch salad!"

by Lantar October 20, 2016

blogging salad

Posting a blog on Facebook or other website. Usually makes no sense whatever due to the blogger being under the influence of xanax, opiates or other depressants.

What's that guy talking about? His blogs make no sense! He's blogging salad.

by Jewwow November 23, 2011