salad squad

a group of people who call each other various vegetables

I'm in the salad squad. My name's Cauliflower.

by thecauliflowerster April 30, 2016

Vinegar Salad

The act of shitting on your sex partners chest and continuing to urinate on the shit you have just taken on their chest. The urine acts as a vinegar dressing to the Salad (shit) :)

Gregory: Hey bro have you ever dished out a decent vinegar salad?

Adem: yea bruhh i put a bit of extra vinegar on the salad too. it was raddddd

by Davo249257 October 3, 2016

Salad on bread

It’s like a salad, but on bread. (Salad in, on, over, under, etc. bread are not quite the same.)

“Wow Caylie, nice salad.”
“It’s salad ON bread.” 🙄🙄🙄

by Fredisnotdead January 24, 2018

Cock salad

An unwashed, uncircumcised, dirty penis with chunks of cheese dressed in creamy smegma goo

Mary likes cock salad. The dirtier the better, she told me.

by The Dirty David December 6, 2020

Pork salad

Cutting a comfortably sized hole into a head of iceburg lettuce (cabbage or romaine can do in a pinch) then pouring a salad dressing, typically ranch, into said hole and fucking it.

Dude I was at a party last night and I saw this guy making pork salad in the bathtub.

by 000f August 23, 2021

Brownberry Salad

When someone tosses a salad despite obvious dingle-berries present.

Jeff told Abel about the delicious brownberry salad he ate last night.

by TESTIKAHN December 18, 2012

salad denial

continuing to fool yourself that you are eating a healthy meal even though you are loading your salad with high calorie dressings, croutons and high fat toppings

Susie:"I was so good on my diet today, all I had for lunch was a salad."
Betsy: "Dousing lettuce with dressing and adding croutons and bacon is not a healthy meal. You have salad denial."

by cherrybomb66 March 11, 2011