Salad on bread

It’s like a salad, but on bread. (Salad in, on, over, under, etc. bread are not quite the same.)

“Wow Caylie, nice salad.”
“It’s salad ON bread.” 🙄🙄🙄

by Fredisnotdead January 24, 2018

Trash Salad

Make hay while the dumpster fire burns! The art of making the best of what life throws at you and goldmining a bad situation. Often served with croutons and a side of gravy.

When life gives you lemons put on your big girl panties, put your hair in a braid and serve up a tasty trash salad with a cherry on top, because adulting. Now go treat yo’self...

by Bread&Bondage April 24, 2020

thought salad

Random, unconnected thinking that that doesn’t make sense. Though salad shows an undisciplined, scattered way of thinking as evidenced by the nutso stream of words coming out of the person’s mouth.

While s/he seemed sincere, I didn't get what s/he was trying to say... Bad case of thought salad.

There was once a prominent person who spoke in word salad because the poor guy had a severe case of thought salad. You could see it in the Tweets, too.

by Kevitar March 1, 2020

Chinese Salad

When you put your finger in your friends butt and make another friend smell it.

Tom put his finger in Coty’s butt, then stood behind Josh while hold his finger under Josh’s nose...serving him a Chinese Salad.

by Roscoe 43 September 27, 2020

Scissor Salad

The act of hot ass lesbians having the equivalent of a straight persons orgy. Just scissoring the night away

I walked in and it was the largest scissor salad I’ve ever seen. Titties and taco for daaaays!!!

by Booty Camp 007 November 5, 2020

Salad slide

When she eats nothing but salad for a week, so when you stick your tounge in her booty hole, the salad all slides out.

I was eating a Beccas ass and she gave me a salad slide.

by Salad checker October 2, 2020

Brownberry Salad

When someone tosses a salad despite obvious dingle-berries present.

Jeff told Abel about the delicious brownberry salad he ate last night.

by TESTIKAHN December 18, 2012