Salty

One who has spent a great deal of time at sea

"Doc's one of the saltiest SOB's I have ever known'.

by Doc November 23, 2003

Salty

A person, usually female, who shares common qualities with salt. Often used in conjuction with the term bitch.

rachael is a salty bitch.

by Hips February 3, 2007

Salty Mojalty

A way to emphasize the extra salty nature of your friends. A term to describe friends that are acting in a salty manner. They are not supporting the fun of the group, bringing a damper to the overall mood.

Dude you are being really salty, salty mojalty.
Dude thats salty, salty mojalty.
Salt dude salt..all over the place..you are being salty mojalty.

by Rich Bomgardner February 4, 2007

salty gash

a womans vagina that, during cunny lingus, tastes salty and is perhaps unpleasantly fishy smelling.

Man I tell you she has got salty gash real bad. Man it was a minge I tell ya I nearly threw up my ratatouille into her crack.

by ivor rheulli biggun February 22, 2008

salty

The act of playa hatin or cock blockin

Me: yo dude when you walked in on me while I was titty fuckin that girl, that was mad salty!

Him: I know I deserve to die...

by daddydick January 14, 2008

safety

A chick who you keep around because she's always down to bang. She is usually called upon when you have failed with every chick at the bar and are too wasted to put together a coherent sentence, or when you have hit a dry spell. Rarely does one hang out with or talk to a safety sober.

Guy 1: Dude, it's 4am, and every chick has turned us down at least twice. Also, I'm pretty sure those last 6 shots of tequila were a mistake
Guy 2: Let's take 5 more shots
Guy 1: No doubt! Lemme just text my safety that I'm coming over, cause I really need to put my penis inside something.
Guy 2: word, me too.

by DudeMcBro April 26, 2011

Salty Walter

Giving oral sex (cunnilingus, analingus) after having ejaculated.

Going back down on someone (eating out or rimming) after you've blown your load.

"He was such a freak he pulled out of my ass and immediately went to town lickin' it all up, he must love Salty Walter's"

by honeylamb November 15, 2004