toddler roulette

Letting your un-potty-trained toddler run around the house naked in an effort to teach them to use the toilet.

Played some toddler roulette the other day with Riley and I'm still alive!

by Pecan October 28, 2013

Monkey Round

A sneaky round that involves consumption not involving the lads.

You go to the footy with the lads. Tom goes to the toilet and returns with no pies. Jimmy Mac asks "Did you not get the pies in?" Tom replies "They've got no pies left" Jimmy Mac notices pie crumbs round Tom's chops suggesting that Tom did infact have a sneaky pie. This is a monkey round.

by TommyBear August 8, 2015

Mongolian Roulette

Mongolian roulette is when you are not sure whether you have to poop or fart, and choose to attempt to fart anyways.

1. I played a dangerous game of Mongolian Roulette on the way home from work, I got so close to losing I had to run into the bathroom

2. Ive been playing Mongolian Roulette for the last half hour and I'm afraid I'm at the last chamber.

by Mongolianroulette April 16, 2016

Jordan roulette

When Jordan is have a wank but then Mia joins in. The game changes so each of them get a pull on the penis until Jordan explodes, Mia is left with the mess.

I recently done the Jordan roulette.

by Unknown933 June 18, 2017

Digestive Roulette

This phrase refers to a British game played by gentlemen for bants, involving two or more participants. Each participant must make a fine brew of what is only acceptable to which is tea. A McVitie's Digestive is then selected to dunk into one's own tea no further than half way, for those who can dunk the longest and pull out the Digestive in tact and consume it is classed as the winner. One pot of tea per round until either tea is all consumed or packet of Digestives. Tea must be hot to qualify a challenge equal to the oppenents for parity.

Basil: I say old chap, Is it five o clock yet?

Granville: Indeed it is! I'll put the kettle on. Did you bring the Digestives?

Basil: Well it wouldn't be Digestive Roulette if I didn't!

Granville: Don't tell Barbara she'll have my guts for garters!

by Singh_Bains_Jatt August 2, 2017

Bash round

When you're in a battle in an RPG and you make all of the party members use a standard attack on your turn.

Guy 1: "hey I think you should heal the second guy"
Guy 2: "naah I'll go for a bash round for now, they'll be fine"

by TaraLovesTomatoes November 6, 2018

PERFECTLY ROUND HEAD

SUCK MY BUTT LIL DICKY!

Suck my butt? How bout you take that perfectly round head of yours and suck my butt!

by Paul Ballis May 21, 2019