Robert

Someone who is currently Seksing ur mum

I hope Robert doesn't find my mum

by MumSekser March 9, 2021

robert pattinson day

On February 3, is Robert Pattinson day to appreciate he’s handsomeness so wear or show ur love for our king because he’s so hot

Me: do u know what day it is?
Person: no what day is it
Me: it’s Robert Pattinson day

by Hahwhwhhw28277363 January 16, 2021

Robert Zemla

This is the type of guy that hates simps and/or women. Roberts hold strong political views and take videogames a bit too seriously. Roberts are often into an activity known as "edging," a very shameful action that involves the male genitals. Often of Caucasian origin.

"you really just pulled a Robert Zemla"
"You're acting like such a Robert right now"
"Robert moment"

by v njdkzHvbsd fgjk;/wg January 17, 2021

Reference Laundering

An article, poll, study, etc. which on face value would be dismissed, that is cited in progressively more reputable sources, until the original nonsense has credibility.

Person1: “I read on Politico that intero-recto-gestion is actually healthier then eating with your mouth.”
Person2: “That article is total Reference Laundering. If you click on the reference, Politico cited Vox, who cited Mashable, who cited Unicorn Riot, who cited an Onion Article based on a South Park episode.”
Person1: “so I’ve been shoving food up my butt for no reason!”

by Pnw2mpls January 18, 2021

robert georges

He is apart of the nj boys (mattia polibio, alejandro rosario, kairi cosentino, alvaro romero and roshaun diah) ik thats a lot lol. He doesnt get a lot of attention like the other boys but he is really sweet and super kind. He does tiktok and he also streams on twitch with his friends aka kairi, alejandro, mattia etc.

Person 1: Hey do you know who Robert Georges is?

Person 2: Yeah, isnt he apart of the Nj boys?

Person 3: Yes he is!

Person 4: Well i really dont like him like that plus he isnt famous like the others.

by anaya scott March 24, 2021

Robert Zujan

An Irish tiktoker from Latvia who is scared to go to Longitude.

Robert Zujan: I'm a little bit like nervous about Longtitude like my friends are saying "buy the ticket buy the ticket", I'm not going
Thomas Arnold: You're not?
Robert Zujan: I don't wanna go
Thomas Arnold: Aw fuck off Rob the lineups sick man don't be a pussy
Robert Zujan: Everyone in the house is like "yeah I'm going" you are insane

by celtnash April 5, 2021

Robertosexual

This sexuality immediately overpowers any other sexuality. It is at the same time anti and anti anti phobic to all phobic things. Those who are Robertosexual are both all and one. Robertosexuals are able to like all and able to like no one. A Robertosexual can be attracted to anything, if they feel as if it is smashable, and no one, if they are focused on themselves and see attraction as a waste of time, money, attention, and progress.

I’m Robertosexual so I am omnipotent

by bertto__ May 18, 2021