mme recevuex

a lady who HATES bathrooms and loves little kids (not in a creepy way)

omg that person is such a mme recevuex

by the relin October 27, 2022

brazilian receipt

A sex act in which one partner has hot wax applied to their pubic region during intercourse and the wax is removed forcefully during climax. Afterwards, you are left with a waxing paper covered in wax and hair. Thus, the Brazilian Receipt.

My girlfriend gave me a Brazilian Receipt last night. It was painful but it felt so good.

by ejectable January 12, 2023

Wide Receiver

Spreading your own ass cheeks so far apart so you can take it deep in the ass.

He’s a total bottom, he’s such a wide receiver.

by Junkie Carpet M. February 9, 2023

penis receptacle

1. A promiscuous female
2. A promiscuous female's vagina

"That girl is a walking penis receptacle."
Telling a hooker " You've got a nice penis receptacle."

by Zeekupp March 14, 2023

Reality Receipt

When bullshit gets vibe checked by evidence.

You can't bullshit your way around a reality receipt.

by Dr.Crow October 1, 2023

Read Receipt Ghost

Read Receipt Ghost (pronounced: reed ree-SEET gohst)
noun, informal

1. A person who has deliberately turned off read receipts in a messaging application, making it impossible for the sender to know whether the message has been read, thereby creating an air of uncertainty. A technique often employed by those who are: habitual liars, privacy ‘enthusiasts’, and/or those who only use people for selfish purposes while ghosting (in an unprovable way) the rest of the time.

Pronunciation: /ri d rɪˈsi t goʊst/

“I’ve been messaging him for days and either he turned off his read receipts or he’s not seen my messages; he’s a read receipt ghost.”
“Dude only texts me when he wants something, when I text, nothing. Dudes’ got read receipts turned off and says “I didn’t see your messages””
“I’ve noticed you’re a read receipt ghost, mind turning on your read receipts for me?”

by English is evolving October 28, 2023

cock receptacle

A person most usually a woman whose primary reason for existing is to give males a comfortable place to rest their penis after a hard day's work i.e. a Kacy Osburn

Shawn is worn out from lugging around his giant cock all day he can't wait to get home and take a load off in his favorite cock receptacle, Kacy.

by cock receptacle depositor December 25, 2023