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red shit

how your shit can become stained red if you eat beetroot. I'm not joking, try it. Happenes a lot to me and i was suprised there was no definition on here. Try it though, a practical experiment you can do at home. Probably best done in private tho.
Man, i just burnt my ass off spilling out that red shit.
by Rickyboy October 7, 2007
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Big Red

(n) A brand name of chewing gum, which is advertised as having very long lasting flavor.
by Fangsta December 15, 2003
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red oyster

Red oyster is the new term for spy or spying or telling on someone.
Red oyster was Flavor Flav's spy, and some people believed she was also part of the crew as a "plant" or someone who might have been purposely planted in a reality show (producers are sometimes known to employ their own spies to purposely watch the girls).

As what Eye'z did in the second season of "Flavor of Love," (and also reported on "I Love New York" and "Rock of Love") on VH1, busting a "red oyster" in reality tv means a contestant took a page out of the Red Oyster Handbook and followed in red oyster's footsteps by actually snitching on a rival in an attempt to win the competition.
Red Oyster eliminated 3 flavorettes from "Flavor of Love" by being Flav's spy.
Flavor Flav uses the word red oyster to mean aphrodisiac.
Abigail aka red oyster was the first flavorette to be given a nickname in "Flavor of Love"
Abigail aka red oyster was also the first flavorette to voluntarily withdraw from a competition.
"Don't be a red oyster! Don't tell on me!"
"Stop getting me in trouble. You're such a red oyster!"
"If you bust a red oyster and admit what happened, the competitor will be eliminated!"
"Don't be a red oyster and bow-out of the competition!"
by K.I.T.S June 30, 2008
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Red Flagged

Verb: The state of a book or magazine after someone brings it into the bathroom with them, generally when dropping a deuce.
Dude, don't put that gun magazine back on my desk, you just red flagged it.
by Captain ASDF December 21, 2008
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Red Turtle

the first shit that you pump out of your ass after a rock hard cock has been in it, causing bleeding such that the tip of the shit is coated in red blood.
she told me to pull out cause she was gonna drop a red turtle in my mouth, but instead she smeared it all over my chest
by in the out hole December 24, 2007
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red neck

Originally used as a term to describe a term to describe a white person who worked outdoors. The sun made his neck red.

This has become a slander for low class people who do not want the country taken over by minorities, liberals and non whites. These people are vocal with their opinions.
The red neck said: look at those lazy niggers on welfare!
by UncleSnake March 27, 2008
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(I'm) On The Red

This is a phrase used by Northern Ireland folk who use diesel in their car as a cheap way for fuel rather pay for diesel and petrol although this has consequences.
This is phrase is mainly used by farmers and rural folk but can be used as an exclamation.
"(I'm) On The Red"

John: Do you use diesel in your car?
Q-Pat: No, I don't use diesel.
John: So you use petrol then?
Q-Pat: No, I don't use petrol either.
John: What fuel do you use then?
Q-Pat: "(I'm) On The Red".
John: You fecking eejit.
by SuckinDieselBae August 11, 2016
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