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New York Rangers

The most embarrassing NHL team. Many of their fans also root for the Yankees, so naturally they have the same elitist attitude, despite having a quarter of their success. Seriously. They've been around for nearly 100 years, and have only won 4 Stanley Cups, and only one of those has come since World War II. They play in the soulless void known as Madison Square Garden, which is filled almost entirely by corporate suits and celebrities, because tickets are too expensive for regular people to afford. Yet, because they play in Manhattan, they are the NHL's darlings, getting an absurd amount of national TV broadcasts, and being gifted the easiest rebuild in NHL history. Their Stanley Cup win in 1994 is constantly replayed as if it's the greatest moment in NHL history, and Mark Messier is treated as if he's on the same level as Gretzky. The only one of New York's "older brother" teams that has been less successful than their local rivals.
The New York Rangers are a disgrace compared to the Devils and Islanders
by whyalwaysme10 September 21, 2020
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Homestar Runner

That doofus who can't remember his lines. Ever.
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"There was this one time I saw Homestar Runner punch a kitten in the throat! No, seriously!"
by Dan September 29, 2003
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home star runner

Too fucking cool - we here at www.babyfathead.com salute you, you asshole!
You smell of chickensoooooop
by Baby Fat Head March 6, 2004
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Bus Ranger

Mark is the Bus Ranger for our Sugar shack Trip!
by Markdoogie April 8, 2017
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Iron Ranger

Nipasupus Grandus Arizonica, the "The Iron Ranger" remains at a fixed location in a park and collects money. Iron Rangers are often found near park offices, or mobile offices.
"He don't do any work, he just sits there like an Iron Ranger."
by StacheVader July 9, 2019
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Ranker

A website where people create numbered lists Such as "The Best Bakery Restaurant Chains" and "Famous People Who Stormed Off Stage". The website has no incite to anything and is just a place for the average Joe to create Buzzfeed level lists. The entire website is a mess as nothing works. Personally i consider it a extension of tumblr because everything is so PC.
I am dead, I killed myself due to the cringe of "33 Rick and Morty Memes That All Fans Will Laugh At" on Ranker.
by Hitler fan 420 May 11, 2016
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ranker

Another meaning for Wanker, insult, used in arguments etc.
Yo!, get out of there, stop peeping through the keyhole at the girls changing rooms you Ranker!
by Bruce Lee March 27, 2003
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