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lil pump

A shithole person who writes songs about Gucci
by Lil punp February 19, 2018
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Lil Pump

A retard who is famous for being a sped with an iq lower then a rock, he is famous for screaming ESKETIT!!! like a kid who needs help and pointing guns at his face and not knowing where north and south and east and west is. He also shows that you could easily make a hit song by retardedly repeating words like esketit, gucci gang.
The death of hip hop started when so called "rappers" started making hit songs by repeating stuff and recycling beats and making them sound super sick starting from soujia boy to turn down for what to lil pump repeating fucking gucci gang. There are so much better songs with no recognition, how bland has society gone...
by Helisexist July 5, 2018
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one pump dump

Blowing your load on the first thrust. Sliding it in and letting go of all your wholesome fluids all in one swift motion.
Friend: How was it?
You: I couldn't take my time, I had to give her the ol "one pump dump."
by JK AtlaZ November 22, 2019
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Proton Pump

The pump of a penis so small it barely goes a centimeter
Oh my god Becky, Devon was proton pumping me last night.
by PumpMASTER3000 October 11, 2021
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Faulty Fuel Pump

The act of somebody defecating into another person's asshole and after 2 days, they trade. This repeats until a person cannot fit any more in their asshole.
Person 1: Hey, want to play Faulty Fuel Pump?
Person 2: Sure, be prepared to clean up, things are going to get messy.
by CrabFucker69 November 28, 2022
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Air-Pump

Air-Pump

When a person (male or female) places their lips upon a mans anus and use their hands (or feet if skills are at an advanced level) to jack the man off. The man must fart into the persons mouth before he ejaculates otherwise there is a "leak" in the air pump.
Steve really enjoys his hand jobs, but once in awhile he loves to get a good air-pump in.

Cindy tried the air-pump on Dave, but she couldn't work it hard enough and he filled her up like a balloon.
by thepartyBoy41 August 30, 2009
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Pump Shotty

In Most online FPS's there is generaly a pump action 12 gauge. This gun is usualy slow and inaccurate. In counter strike, this weapon if killed by it is a humiliation.
HOLY SHIT! that guy just got fucking pwned by a pump shotty!
by Matt Mcelhinney September 10, 2005
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