sour patch kids

The dried semin residue left on a womans pubic hair after sex.

Denise had a tough time picking out the sour patch kids after that all night orgy.

by Mike Taylor 22 December 13, 2008

eye patch

Protective device worn by wordass pirate/words to keep them from getting wordcum/word in the wordeye/word when they get a wordfacial/word.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

by Uber Uberest ~Big Gay Faggot July 30, 2003

patchy

never shaves, but a full beard never grows in

Omar Abarca!!!, just dont call him that, it hurts his feelings.

hey patchy shut the fuck up.

by notfudgepackersbrother February 13, 2008

patchou

Highly overrated Windows programmer.

n00b: OMG PATCHOU U R GOD!!!11
Patchou: I know, thanks :)

by Rob April 6, 2004

patch

A cluster of hair between your balls and asshole, commonly referred to as a grundle.

Dave likes to have his patch tickled, althought he won't admit it.

by GT July 13, 2004

Cabbage Patch

Term for : Ugly/Geeky people who think they Are the cutest thing alive & can get with anyone they want when in all reality no body likes them. pretty much just an Ugly conceited person whom nobody likes.

Girl: Ew, was that eddy over there just trying to hit on you?

Friend: ughh yeaa! he is suchh a cabbage patch. he thinks he's soo cool with his 99 cent pay-less shoes when no body even likes him, he doesn't even have any friends.

Girl: HA! i don't blame people for not wanting to be someone's friend who's THAT ugly & conceited!

by Green_Ducks September 24, 2010

Cabbage Patch Porn

When a hippo penis wrinkles up at your grandparent's house due to the enemas wrinkling going on there and you are being video taped by thee elderly people through a window

hey grandma are you up for some cabbage patch porn making tonight?

by CabbagePatchLover69 July 11, 2010