Potato Bagger

The antonym of "brown bagger", A potato bagger is a girl that has a nice face, but an unattractive body. A potato bag race involves pulling a potato bag over the majority of your body while trying to hop to a finish line. From this game, evolved the name "Potato Bagger". It suggests that a girl with an unattractive body but a decent face should consider wearing a potato bag over her body while only revealing her face.

Tom: "Did you see the new girl they hired?"
Jim: "Yeah, she's definitely a potato bagger."

by Spaghetti Batman April 23, 2013

potato thot

A thot that looks like a potato but is such a thot they are SUCCessful

She's such a potato thot

by Gonzo1476 October 28, 2017

Potato mode

For some people, this praise means they're too lazy to move or they want to do something but laziness took over their system.

Well, Pearly is in potato mode today, so she hasn't started her thesis paper yet.

by Pearuly March 02, 2022

Potato pc

totally crap pc

"gosh im tired of playing games on this potato pc!! time to buy a new one"

by brodoesntknowthemeaningof September 29, 2022

potato army

A militarized group of Tards

My Retarded cousin wanted to serve the community. I suggested he head to his local comic shop and see about joining the local Potato Army.

by Eighteen22s July 22, 2018

potato noises

When a player named Potato Alpha in the game Eve Online talks, he only says *Potato Noises*

*Potato Noises*

by Dora Ambramotte February 27, 2017

Potato in the closet

That feeling you get when you so stoned, you a potato in the closet, and that makes sense to you.

Yo my nigga, dat dank doe...I'm a potato in the closet right now.

by National Zanthom October 06, 2014